I got to see Vampires Suck before it came out, but unfortunately I couldn't write a review until today, so this film directed from the morons who brought us Epic Movie (10%), Disaster Movie (50%), Date Movie (N/A), Scary Movies 1-4 (all 60% expect the first one, which is at 0%), Meet the Spartans (50%) and the upcoming Scary Movie 5, here is yet another spoof, only this time, something I have been waiting for since vampires became overrated, here is Vampires Suck.In Vampires Suck, Bella (or should I say Becca) just moved to a little town where she meets Edward and Jacob an- well it's all just like the Twilight Saga damn it! So they make fun of the saga in this film, and at first I thought "how are they gonna put the three films in one film?" But it's all worser than the saga. In the original Twilight, they cut out some scenes from the books, but this film cuts out scenes from the movies! Although, this is a unfunny and stupid film, it is the best work the director has done so far, better then all of those stupid movies, expect the Scary Movie Franchise. I'm 100% sure Twilight fans are gonna hate the director for making this film, so I DON'T recommend this film to them. If you think that Vampires Suck, you are gonna LOVE this movie. The film is funny if your an idiot. I like watching spoof but sometimes they can overdo it, like the scene with Alice (from Alice in Wonderland) was really retarded. Some scenes were funny, just like a normal comedy would be, but that doesn't stop the film from falling to pieces.
Final Rating:
10%
The film is directed by the morons who brought us Epic Movie and Date Movie, do I REALLY need to explain myself?
