Top Box Office 1/9/12: 'The Devil Inside' Debuts $35M

I don't expect 'The Devil Inside' to make a lot of money at the box office next year  The Devil Inside made $35M at the Box Office. How? Well check out the jump to see why.

The beginning of 2012 started off unexpected. During the weekend, audiences flocked into the movie theaters to see the first release of the year, The Devil Inside. Paramount's low budget release scared up a $34.5M during the weekend. It's one of the movies that made the most money during the slow beginning of January in history. The horror film made an estimate $16,000 per theater. Although audiences did enjoy the R-rated movies, critics have their own opinion.

According to Rottentomatoes.com, 6% of critics enjoyed the movie (that is, 3 out of 49 critics loved the cheap terrible movie.) The numbers are expected to fall during the week.The film is ranked at $33.7M

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol was defeated by The Devil Inside, but the film only drop 30% from Friday to Sunday with an estimate $20.5M. The film so far has made an impressive $170.5M

Peek Of The Week: 1/6/12

Contagion spreads to DVD & Blu-ray this week, about the worst-case scenario of a highly dangerous virus.
Also out is Guillermo Del Toro's remake of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, a horror movie starring Guy Pearce and Katie Holmes. And finally, there's I Don't Know How She Does It, a film starring Sarah Jessica Parker (I don't know how they did this movie.)

Other Releases: Dog Sweat, I Am, Puncture, Shark Night 3D, The Greening of Whitney Brown, The Guard, The Last Lions

And in cinemas this week is The Devil Inside, the first wide release of 2012. It's times like these where process is really slow at the box office, and after the last exorist documentary being an utter failure, there's no high chance of this movie making more an $10 M at the Box Office.

                                                       THE DEVIL INSIDE (Horror/Thriller)

                                                       In theaters: Friday

                                                       Distributed by: Paramount Pictures

                                                       Rated: R

                                                       87 Minutes

                                                       Plot: Isabella seeks to understand the truth about what happened the night her mother murdered three people.

Other Releases (Limited): Loosies, Beneath the Darkness, Roadie

Not a really exciting beginning for 2012, but don't worry. There will be other great movies to be released furthur this year, and you can always check here for updates, news, and more, only at THE MOVIE CRAP.                         

Top Box Office 1/2/12: 'Impossible' Survives the Impossible Holiday Weekend

Here it is fellas. The first results for the TOP BOX OFFICE for this year are here. Scroll down to see the results.

 Looks like Tom Cruise stays at top for a third week in the fourth installment for the Impossible franchise, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol(90%) over the Holiday weekend with an estimate of $37M over the weekend. The movie that costed $145M to make will soon reach making $200M in the US and $500M worldwide. It's currently ranked at $29.4M at the Box Office. 

At second place is the other action sequel, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (60%) starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law, which made around $26.5M at the Box Office over the weekend. The Warner Bros. picture has now made $136.5M in 18 days. The first Sherlock made $166.4M at the Box Office in 2009, and it's sequel is now around 18% left to reaching that total. The film is currently ranked at $20.9M at the Box Office.

Following Sherlock Holmes 2 is the sequel Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (10%.) The third installment in the franchise raised 8%, with an estimate of $21M, making it a total of $97M already. It's still 34% behind from the predecessor that opened in 2007. Alvin 3 is currently ranked $16.4M at the Box Office.

The critical-acclaimed, David Fincher directed, American remake The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (80%) lands at 4th place with a estimate gross of $19M at the Box Office over the weekend. The film has now grossed $60M at the Box Office. Dragon Tattoo is the #1 top grossing R-rated movie of 2011. Recently announced a sequel in 2013, the movie has a high chance of reaching $90M, possibly $100M at the US box office soon.

And at 5th place, the Steven Spielberg directed War Horse (100%)(which I think is the best film of December AND one of the best films of 2011.) The war movie grossed $19.4M over the week and has now made $45.2M since it debuted on Christmas Day, and looks to reach $75M around the end of January. War Horse is currently ranked at $14.4M at the Box Office.

OTHER RELEASES:

The Matt Damon dramedy We Bought a Zoo (70%) stands at 6th place with an estimate $16.5M to the sum of $45M within 11 days. Ranked at $13.2M.

The second Steven Spielberg directed movie The Adventures of Tintin(100%) which stands at 7th, made around $15M, making a total of $50.8M. Ranked at $11.4M.

The Warner Bros. all-star cast New Year's Eve (20%) raised $7.7M to the $47.4M already made. Currently in 8th place, there's a low chance of making more money due to the bad reviews, and the new year. Ranked at $6.3M.

The 3D alien invasion The Darkest Hour (20%) lies at 9th, with $5.3M made over the week. That sums up to $14.2M.

The likely Oscar-nominated film The Descendants (90%)(which came out in limited release by the way) is at last place, with $5.3M made at the box office. A total of $40.3M already made, the George Clooney film might survive January with Golden Globe wins and Academy Awards nominations. Ranked at $3.4M.

Yes, that is the box office for this week. Maybe with The Devil Inside opening this week well see new numbers, or not.

My movie review: Vampires Suck

I got to see Vampires Suck before it came out, but unfortunately I couldn't write a review until today, so this film directed from the morons who brought us Epic Movie (10%), Disaster Movie (50%), Date Movie (N/A), Scary Movies 1-4 (all 60% expect the first one, which is at 0%), Meet the Spartans (50%) and the upcoming Scary Movie 5, here is yet another spoof, only this time, something I have been waiting for since  vampires became overrated, here is Vampires Suck.

In Vampires Suck, Bella (or should I say Becca) just moved to a little town where she meets Edward and Jacob an- well it's all just like the Twilight Saga damn it! So they make fun of the saga in this film, and at  first I thought "how are they gonna put the three films in one film?" But it's all worser than the saga. In the original Twilight, they cut out some scenes from the books, but this film cuts out scenes from the movies! Although, this is a unfunny and stupid film, it is the best work the director has done so far, better then all of those stupid movies, expect the Scary Movie Franchise. I'm 100% sure Twilight fans are gonna hate the director for making this film, so I DON'T recommend this film to them. If you think that Vampires Suck, you are gonna LOVE this movie. The film is funny if your an idiot. I like watching spoof but sometimes they can overdo it, like the scene with Alice (from Alice in Wonderland) was really retarded. Some scenes were funny, just like a normal comedy would be, but that doesn't stop the film from falling to pieces.

Final Rating: 

10%

The film is directed by the morons who brought us Epic Movie and Date Movie, do I REALLY need to explain myself?

My Movie Review: Toy Story 3

I went to the midnight premiere, and I saw Toy Story 3, one of the most anticipating films of the summer, AND the year. This is the third installment of the Toy Story franchise. But, are these toys still fun, or gets boring after an hour? Let's find out in my review of Toy Story 3. 

  

In the return of Toy Story, Woody, Buzz, and the rest of the gang are donated by mistake to a day care while their owner, Andy, is ready to depart for college. When the toys arrive at day care they meet new toys, one of the toys named Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear, a cute purple plush toy that's smells like strawberry, but on the other hand, he's kind of, well, watch the movie. Something I realized is that Lotso, nickname for Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear is a very special character to Pixar, they even made an VINTAGE COMMERICAL for Lotso (watch it here.) Another thing I realized in the film was that there was lots of characters, the ones from the previous films, but Pixar adds new characters to the movie, other characters are a scary looking baby doll, an barbie male doll named Ken, and more. LET'S CUT THE CRAP, KEN IS GAY. I mean, look at him, and all of those clothes he has. And the Barbie doll falls in love with Ken, but sometimes she, well, watch the movie.The film was VERY INTENSE. If I had the chance, I would change the ending, cause I really didn't like it, although it made me cry. This film is PERFECT for the whole family., and i'm 100% sure it's gonna win the Oscars for best animation film.

Final Rating: 

100%

WATCH THE FILM!!!!

Peek Of The Week: 6/18/10

Well it's Friday tomorrow, and you know what that means: new movies!! Let's check out the new films out this week in the Peek of the Week.

Toy Story 3 and Jonah Hex are out in wide release this weekend. Before I continue:

 SAVE YOUR MONEY, AND WATCH TOY STORY 3!!!

Anyway, after a decade-long wait, the third installment for the Toy Story franchise is out this weekend and 100% GUARANTEED to easily top #1 at the box office. Jonah Hex, on the other hand, is going to make, about $10 Million.

Toy Story 3 (1 Hr, 49 Mins - Rated G - Animation/Family/Adventure) - Woody, Buzz, and the rest of the toy friends are accidently donated to a day care while their owner Andy, all grown up, is preparing to depart to college.(THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!!!)

Jonah Hex (‎1hr 21min‎ - ‎Rated PG-13‎ - ‎Action/Adventure/Drama) - The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth. (....)

on DVD this week there's The Book Of Eli (50%), When in Rome (60%), and Youth In Revolt (80%).

so tune in this week and check out my reviews of Toy Story 3 and Jonah Hex, but still, GO SEE TOY STORY 3!!

Peek of the Week 3/19/10: Wimpy, Repo, and Bounty Men. EPIC WEEK!

This week is EPIC. Diary Of a Wimpy Kid, The Bounty Hunter, and Repo Men comes out in wide release this week. We also got some other films coming out this week and you can watch at home.

Out on DVD this week is:

Armored (20%)

Astro Boy (60%)
Bandslam (80%)
Did You Hear About the Morgans? (90%)
The Fourth Kind (60%)
The Princess and the Frog (90%)

We also got Broken Embraces; Ninja Assassin (80%); Wonderful World; The Twilight New Moon (10%)

And out in theaters this week (drumroll please) is:

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid (THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA MISS THIS!!!): Based on the outrageous series by Jeff Kidney, where Greg Heffley, a wisecracking and undersized middle-school weakling, must navigate and survive the travails of an academic year. 

Also we got The Bounty Hunter (Another film me or you cannot miss): Where Gerard Butler plays as an bounty hunter who is hired to arrested his ex-wife, play by Jennifer Aniston.

And finally, we've got Repo Men (NOT interested.): That Jude Law is a futuristic repo men who fails to make heart transplant payments and must go on the run from his former partner.

BUT WAIT!!! There's MORE interesting films!!!

In limited release this week is:

We've also got City Island (VERY interesting): About a family's bizarre and layered lies to one another come unraveled.

We also got The Runaways (IT HAS DAKOTA FANNING IN IT!!): Starring Dakota Fanning and The Twilight Star playing as Joan Jett and Cherie Currie from the all female 70's band "The Runaways." Now let's wait until they make a movie about Salt N' Pepa.

Also in limited release: Greenberg; Hubble 3D; Neil Young Trunk Show; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo; The Killing Jar; The Red Baron;

So join me as I review a TON of those films and see them on my blog, and you can join me by posting your review of the film. :)